- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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