how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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