What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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