Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

mikey is cute

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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