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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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