As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Major League Soccer

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

When life throws knives at you, run away.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Adam Chebali is awesome

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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