Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How did the black person die? Of old age

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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