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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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