- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??