A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Anti Joke

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