- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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