- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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