- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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