- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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