- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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