Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

black people

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Anti Joke

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