- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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