- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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