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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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