- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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