- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You having friends.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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