How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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