- Anti Joke

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.