What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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