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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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