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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Okay, after this one then...

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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