- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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