- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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