"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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GOODBYE

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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