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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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field day?

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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