- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

PENIS

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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