Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

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