- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

my mind's eye?

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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