I'm rick james bitch

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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