- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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