Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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