a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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