- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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