- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Please ignore this statement.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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