Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

the WNBA

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

batman has diarrhea

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A fat guy!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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