What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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