Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

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