- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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