- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

The holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

2 black kids walk into school

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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