- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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