- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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