- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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