Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Tony Romo

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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