Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Oh s***

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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