- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies